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FUNNY POEMS
" Ye baat samajh main aai nahi "
Ye baat samajh main aai nahi,
Aur Ammi ney samjhai nahi
Main kaisay meethi baat karoon? Jab meethi cheez khai nahi
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Aapi bhi pakaati hain Halwa, Woh aakhir kiyon 'Halwaai' nahi?
Bhayya ki mangni ho gai kal, Kiyoon kal hi 'Dulhan' mangwaai nahi?
Ye baat samajh main aai nahi
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Naani ke miyaan jab Nana hain, Dadi ke miyaan jab Dada hain......
Tab Aapi se main ne poocha ..Baaji ke miyaan kiya 'Baaja' hain?
Woh huns huns kar yoo kehnay lagi, A bhai nahi yeh baat nahi
Ye baat samajh main aaai nahi
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Jab naya maheena aata hay, Bijli ka bill aa jaata hay
Halaankey Baadal bechaara ye bijli mufft Lutata hay
Phir hum ne apnay ghar Bijli....Kiyoo Badal se lagwaai nahi?
Ye baat samajh main aai nahi
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Agar Billi 'Shair' ki khala hay?...phir hum ne ussay kiyoon
pala hay?
Kiya 'Shair' bohat nalaayak hay? Khala ko maar nikala hay?
Ya jungle ke Raja kay yahaan... kiya milti doodh malaai nahi?
Ye baat samajh main aai nahi
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Kiyoon Lambay baal hain bhaalu ke ? Kiyoon uss ki tind karai nahi?
Kiya 'woh' bhi Ganda bacha hay?.. ya uss ke Abbu,bhai nahi?
Yeh uss ka 'Hair Style' hay?..... ya Jungle main koi Naai nahi?
Ye baat samajh main aai nahi,
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Jo Taaray jagmag kartay hain, Kiya unn ki 'Chachi Taai' nahi?
Ho ga koi rishta sooraj se? ye baat humain batlaai nahi
Per Chanda kaisa mamoo hay? jab ammi ka woh 'bhai' nahi?
Ye baat samajh main aai nahi,
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Ye baat samajh main aai nahi, Aur Ammi ne samjhaai nahi
Main kesay meethi baat karoon? jab meethi cheez khai nahi
Dont you wish when life is bad
and things just dont compute,
That all we really had to do
was stop and hit reboot?
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Things would all turn out ok,
life could be so sweet
if we had those special keys
Ctrl, Alt, and Delete
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Yourboss is mad, your bills not paid
your wife, well she's just mute
just stop and hit those wonderful keys
that make it all reboot
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You'd like to have another job
but you fear living in the street?
You solve it all and start a new,
Ctrl, Alt, and Delete.
I remember the days when...
A window was something you hated to clean....
and ram was the cousin of a goat.....
Meg was the name of my girlfriend
and gig was something else!
Now they all mean different things
and that really mega bytes.
An application was for employment
a program was a tv show
a cursor used profanity
a keyboard was a piano.
Memory was something that you lost with age
a cd was a bank account
and if you had a 3 1/2" floppy
you hoped nobody found out.
Compress was something you did to the garbage
not something you did to a file
and if you unzipped anything in public
you'd be in jail for a while.
Log on was adding wood to the fire
hard drive was a long trip on the road
a mouse pad was where a mouse lived
and a backup happened to your commode.
Cut you did with a pocket knife
paste you did with glue
a web was a spider's home
and a virus was the flu.
I guess i'll stick to my pad and paper
and the memory in my head
I hear nobody's been killed in a computer crash
but when it happens they wish they were dead.
Love is like iodex
oh ah ouch dur bhagaye-
Love is like pepsi
yeh dil mangay aur-
Love is like supereme
yehi to hai wo apna pann-
Love is like nokia
connecting people-
Love is like waves
nam hi kaffi hay-
Love is like gold leaf
bachon ki pohonch say dur rakhain-
Love is like wah
dil jeetnay ka meetha andaz-
Love is like samsung
everyone is invited-
Love is like habib oil
kyun kay yeh dil ka mamla hai
" Phir Bhi Dil Hai Pakistani "
Hum logon ko samaj na sakhe koi bhi dilbar jani
cheeni pareshan hoe, heran hoe japani
thodi hum mai bemani hai, thodi hai chalaki
koi panga le humse to moki pare gi khani
kyon ke dil hai Pakistani kyon ke dil hai Pakistani
kyon ke dil hai Pakistani
Watan ki Lottate hain Dolat sari
siasat ki chalti hai aisi gadi
mulk lota hai tota to nahi hai
kisi gair ne aaker lota to nahi hai
Siasatdan hain jitne bhi sub ki yahi nishani
kursi ki khatir kerte hain kheecha tani
chahe sir pe dopatta ho, ya tan pe sherwani
qomi dolat lot ke bhago sab ki reet porani
Phir bhi dil hai Pakistani Phir bhi dil hai Pakistani
Phir bhi dil hai Pakistani
Gharon mai chalte Bharti channel
kashmir ka masla hoga kaise hal
Parosi mulk ko hum phir kyon kooosein
hum kia hai kyon hain phele yea sochein
Itifaq mai barkat hai yea sari duniya jani
is per hum amal karein to bansakte hain Lasani
koi punjabi,sindhi hai,koi balochistani
aapas mai yon larna bhirna kam hain sab shaitani
Akhir dil hai Pakistani Akhir dil hai Pakistani
Akhir dil hai Pakistani Akhir dil hai Pakistani
Akhir dil hai Pakistani
Hum saat samandar paar gaey
Afsos magar hum haar gaey!
Australian hum se jeet gaey
England se hum khud haar gaey
Aur Indian hum ko maar gaey
Hairat hai...kaise haar gaey?!
Kenya bhi zidd par arr gaya
Zimbabwe bhi aagay barh gaya
New Zealand bhi ab to sudhar gaya
Hum hi har baar nakaam gaey
Afsos magar hum haar gaey!
England bhi nakaam chala
Africa ka naa koi naam chala
Naa apna Inzimam chala
Sab apne watan sadhaar gaey
Afsos magar hum haar gaey!
Saeed saa balle baaz bhi tha
Shahid apna shehbaaz bhi tha
Waseem bhi apne paas hi tha
Afsos magar hum haar gaey!
Waqar halaat badal naa saka
Waseem ka jadoo chal naa saka
Shoaib Akhtar dey phal naa saka
Sab saamne India ke bekaar gaey
Afsos magar hum haar gaey!
Har dil gham se maghmoom hua
Jab duniya ko maloom hua
Pakistan CUP se mehroom hua
Aur CUP ley kar aghyaar gaey
Afsos magar hum haar gaey!
Woh pyaare mousam beet gaey
Bekaar humare geet gaey
Hum haar gaey woh jeet gaey
Woh khushiyon se sarshaar huay
Afsos ke hum sharam saar huay!
Likhi thi mein ne ek nazam
Inaam yaafta kehlaey hum
Bekaar mere ash'aar gaey
Kyunke logon! hum haar gaey...
Hum saat samandar paar gaey
Afsos magar hum haar gaey!